Monday, November 22, 2004

Just Like Honey

I remember the mystery holes that appeared in my yard at the old house turned out to be the work of an Armadillo. One night at about midnight I caught him in the act.

New house new mysteries.

The yard of my new house is proving to be something of a trash magnet, maybe it's the hedges that surround it. After Halloween there was an assortment of candy wrappers no shock there, less predictable was the large rawhide dog bone found a few days later. Nothing could prepare me for what I found on Friday evening. There in a red shoe box was an unopened jar with Russian writing, and a picture of a large bear on the lid. Closer inspection reveals what appears to be a honey comb inside the red jelly looking substance.

How did an unopened jar of Russian honey land in my yard? I don't yet have a theory, but it will drive me insane. Did it fall from a plane? Was it put there intentionally to send me a message?

R

2 Comments:

Blogger Robert_M said...

That would be nice : )

9:48 AM  
Blogger john clarke said...

Before I took out the hedges in my front yard, the also collected all sorts of strange items. Seeing as I live on a sleazier street than you, the hedge trash was also less than savory. The 40 oz bottles were to be expected. But one day, I saw a curious blue item hanging on the hedges. On closer inspection, it was a pair of thong underwear. Used thong underwear.

10:03 AM  

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